They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.
no no you don’t understand what a good marketing scheme this is
omg bruce, you are the dramatic teenage girl in this relationship
men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!
women: those aren’t funny.
men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol
women: i drink the tears of men, haha!
men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL
filed under: things celebrities say that the media sweeps under the rug to continue making controversy over them being “awful role models”
A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”
“but why are french people so rude!!" you ask
it’s because our national symbol is a cock
so we can’t help being dicks
this is my post with the most notes and it’s a dick joke
It is actually Jensen and Jared talking! Jared confirmed it a couple of weeks ago at a convention.
People seem to have a hard time finding it, so here you go :)
STILL CRYING ABOUT IT
I WANT THIS. OMG
Remember that photo shoot Jensen did with Emma Stone a few years ago?
NO WHAT YES
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS OH MY GOD I CANT SO MUCH PERFECT MY EYES.
At first when I looked at it I was like “Oh hey its Emma Stone.” And then I looked at the guy next to her and I was like “…….wtf its Jensen Ackles..”
Satan on Doctor Who
Satan on Supernatural
That last one really got me
What is this a scare-off?
no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore
DOnt shop at urban outfitters
they literally sold a blood-stained-looking sweatshirt with the name of a college that there was a school shooting at
they sold prescription-drug related accessories trying to make it cute
they sold a board game entitled “gettopoly” i should not have to explain why this is bad
they sold a super cissexist card with the T slur on it
they literally sold this shirt
PLEASE STOP SHOPPING AT URBAN OUTFITTERS
Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word
LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"
That owl is 30000000% done
every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it
"human what the hell are you doing"