thescarletwoman:

mennaoawad:

riddle me that, mankind

THANK YOU. Such a perfect way to phrase that. 

thescarletwoman:

mennaoawad:

riddle me that, mankind

THANK YOU. Such a perfect way to phrase that. 

snapslikethis:

If anyone tries to tell you that Harry James Potter doesn’t have anything in common with his father—this is the kid who disobeyed his professor in his first flying lesson, wandered around after curfew from day one, got his first detention for trying to fight a kid…

itsjustfirealarms:

chokesoftly:

[PUNCHES A HOLE THROUGH YOUR WALL] QUIT YOUR SCHOOL WE’RE STARTING AN EMO BAND

image

dissipvte:

qonorrhea:

raspberryripples:

This scares me.

but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”

didthatrhinoforgethissunglasses:

lifeaslindz:

aber-flyingtiger:

rupeerose:

teafortrouble:

megg33k:

I need feminism because most men’s restrooms still aren’t equipped with baby changing stations. As someone who was married to a man who had sole custody of his young son, I’m hyperaware that feminism means EQUALITY, not female superiority. Feminism should and does support a man’s right to be as much of a parent to his child(ren) as any mother is allowed/expected to be.

This is a constant problem for Mr. Tea and myself. We’ve got twins, so even though I can change one kid on the change table in the ladies’ room, he’s left standing sort of awkwardly in the lobby with a messy child while I change one, come back, and get the other.

Nobody’s suggesting that men aren’t parents, so the lack of change tables goes well beyond ‘gender role reinforcing’ and straight into ‘ridiculous’.

My dad actually almost got kicked out of a mall once for changing my brother in the womens room of a mall. The only reason they didn’t call the cops on him was because the ladies in the room supported him.

I’d never even considered this but I support it

I have seriously always wondered about this. I mean, most malls and such here have “family” rest rooms with change tables but I mean I have watched many a father bring his child out to the car to change because they don’t have rest room access. I am SO glad this is a post!!

Some have microwaves in them to heat your popcorn before a movie

lindseybluth:

elijahkrantz:

There are lipstick stains on my capri sun

which lana del rey song is this from

electricshoebox:

pomfcat:

Such polite barks

he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS

"…….wuf"

1,050,065 plays

mechanicmuffin:

smooshyrock:

tre-cool-is-a-pretty-pink-fairy:

https://24.media.tumblr.com/6ba52a8b4c0934e838a1f135d259abad/tumblr_mzmgep8Roy1rr2uluo1_500.png

SHUT YOUR

MOUTH

comma

NO COCAINE WAS NOT

WHEW!!!!!!

969,181 plays

jullianapaulino:

bitchassluke:

thebakerstreetboyz:

cumformecalum:

YOU BETTER REMEMBER THIS, IT USED TO BE MY SHIT BACK IN ‘08 

OH MY GOD FLASHBACK

why the fuck is this still getting notes 

OMG

leiluna:

-moonshine-:

aliciaaadani:

blackalleykat:

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

I just reblogged this yesterday but I fucking had to do it again because it gets funnier every single time omg

i can’t stop laughing holy shit

THIS IS AS FUNNY AS THE MY LITTLE PONY FALLING OFF THE STAGE

I didn’t know what to expect…but oh my god I can’t breathe

supamuthafuckinvillain:

This makes me extremely content.

mumfordy:

Becoming a Vampire Weekend fan is so dangerous like one minute you’re just like “ah yes I really do think I want to wear this button up shirt under my sweater that seems like a swell thing to do” and then suddenly you’re leaning against the ottoman couch in your bedroom listening to fucking Pizza Party by L’Homme Run and crying about Ezra Koenig singing in French

ladiesofkoenbridge:

ezra what is ur brain

ladiesofkoenbridge:

ezra what is ur brain

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

miasid99